Of course every one knows that there are only 24 hours a day.
But guess what, scientists at the University of Wisconsin – Madison have discovered that the Moon is actually slipping away from the earth.
The click-baity article I opened said we’d have 25 hours a day soon.
Wow! Because I can now use that extra hour for sleeping!
Not so soon bubba. The scientists also add that this slow process will conclude in about – wait for it – 200 million years!
Reminds me of my Guru’s famous Millennium Party. You’re invited to the party too, and you get many free gifts including cars and houses and money and what not. The catch? The party will be 100 years from now…